Abused Cow Video Leads to Massive Beef Recall

Is it just me? Let's see, the cows were inspected and then they got tired, yeah, that's it, they got tired and had to lay down. Sweet Jesus. You stand around in about two feet of your own shit while being force fed your uncle stan and see how "tired" you are. These animals are sick, people. They are just jam packed full of e-coli and bovine encephalitis and god knows what else because that's how things operate. This is capitalism! We aren't going to waste perfectly good beef just because cows have unnatural habit of getting sick when kept knee deep in feces and fed other cows (which is also about not wasting perfectly good cow corpses.)

I'm sure there's no danger to public health. After all, a whole whopping 1% of these animals are inspected on a good day...